The special edition of my debut novel, A is for Angelica, is out on 20 April 2015 and you can get your hands on one of five signed copies. All you have to do is sign up to my free newsletter for readers and writers, where more than 350 fine folk already receive near-weekly titbits, links and quotes. I’ll be randomly picking five subscribers come launch day, so you’d better get cracking.

Come on.

What’s the delay?